Larger than normal specimen. Not fat large. Orange exterior pigmentation. Bengal model, (webbed feet and loves water). 12 years of aging practices with all the upgrades. New schooling techniques used in sanitation matters. Anterior feet missing all talons. Good home not necessary. Willing to pay for removal.
Got Junk? We do too, over and above the live sample above. Really, you too can be the proud owner of this model. My spousal compliment has issues. This biomass has typical felinous like habitué. Excessive sleeping most days, up to 23 hours per day, ready and wanting scratching when you are tired, will not endure scratching when you are ready. Will stand on you when busy. Will not sit on you when relaxing.
Now if you are inclined toward making and offer, the bidding has started with us paying a mere €20. Euro to the purchaser. So you can see we are already in an international bidding war. Get your stilos ready. Sharpen you graphite based writing instruments, microwave your markers, just bid and bid frequently.
No shotgun bidding allowed. All auto-bidders will be rejected. Only homo-sapius like responses accepted. The winner of said auction will present themselves at our abode post-haste. Our funding remuneration will be made in the hard currency of the nation. No take backs, not touch backs. Entrance to our domicile will be restricted on further postdated visits until thorough body and clothing searches are completed. (it’s not that we are worried you will try to return your purchase unwantingly, but we are a paranoid crew).
Get your sorry butts over here and save us from our mystery. This cat must go! Clearing out to the hardwood floors! No unreasonable offer refused! MSRP accepted on an OAC basis with VISA, MC, or AMEX. We DO NOT accept Diners Club on felines. This is not China!
Gotta get a cuppa’!
Mark Hull Du Calumet, First of the coterie of York, Son of Don, Scion of Karl in the House of Pfunkstadt, Connubial of Suzanne, Yeoman to the Hun of Honda, Prevailing in the Seat of Hespeler, Having been again to Australia, and now Grandad's Land.
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