In Greenwich they nominated for Spring coffee on February 25th. The earth shook, and the ground trembled. But not in that sleepy town where whatnot turned to not what they did not do. Nobody had a posting for the Spring Coffee Guy. I toss my hat belatedly in that direction.
Now with more postings than I can be banned for, the last one only had a warning, Germany is still rated highest on my banned videos list, should I and perhaps not in jest this time, protesteth my abolishment for posting a family viddy?
Or perhaps find new ways of bolstering my position so couched in obscurity not to be found by the whole of Washington’s alphabet soup? As I had doth and will further, all the proclivities people have toward assuming that their non or real progeny or siblings or any other form or familia or genus might or might not be presently engrossed in Face Plant, I proffer my viddy materiel on every subscribed format and media I am a member to. (Never end a sentence prepositionally)
It’s a sad state of xenophobia when Demand Media drops my writing application like a Hot Banana. However, I could conger a position in that less than esteemed habitué and sit back into a life of Reilly as I surf and write my way to the bottom of the lowest common denominator. Pith and vinegar are obviously not on the menu at the Demanded writings of the “How To” crowds most desirous wants.
After all, I have been unacceptable, persona non grata, unwanted, superfluous to their needs, de trop, unseemly, invidious, unneeded, over the top, possibly not what we need, not a good fit, inessential, non-essential, bombastic, unsought, supererogatory, unallowable, just plain unwanted, malapropos, and mostly palaverous and pleonastic at many a web site’s applications center.
Does that bother me? Nopers. It’s a cuz’in I can blather together my own straw man argument. Do I need their 3 cents a word for contentious crap? Nopers again on that account. Thinkin’ I am un-connecting myself to the Guru as well. Have offered a many proposal for scribbles and scribes, and with the odd negotiational e mail back and forth, nadda to come of it.
So I depart again from the unctuous trodding to the bottom of the lowest common denominator well of worthless content. Past offers of guest columnists to this forum have also come up shy of a rational number.
Perhaps it’s back to Haiku on coffee?
Mark Hull Du Calumet, First of the coterie of York, Son of Don, Scion of Karl in the House of Pfunkstadt, Connubial of Suzanne, Yeoman to the Hun of Honda, Prevailing in the Seat of Hespeler, Having been again to Australia, and now Grandad's Land.
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