Still working away on the list.
App 99,896.
101 Spore Ideas.
As in there could be more? They have upgraded to have 25 more fictional critters in your what-cha-ma-call-it. Wow! These geeks have gone all out! It’s a computer and all they can come up with is 25? I expect 25,000! And maybe this should be called Ideas 101. Like in School. You can learn to have ideas? Don't tell me one of the CEO’s of Zoxide, the creator of this ditty, read an Edward DeBono book on Lateral Thinking in his teens and just dreamt this up?
App 99,895.
Wine Pairing Central, or Wine Snob App.
So you to can appear to like stuff you have no idea about. As if in my humble abode you would be allowed to have your Play Toy sit on the table next to you. Or when we dine out, your “Info Box” will be sitting on the table in plain view of the Sommelier. Not on my watch. If you are not adventurous enough to pick a wine, or take the advice of the guy who buys the wine, then don't foist your electronic ether based opinion on me!
App 99,894.
Color Text!
Whattttttttttttttttttttttt.. Crykees Mate! I have been able to make my text different colours since pre 386 days. You need an App on these Doo Dads to change the colour of the text? Most of the ‘puters I have had in over the past ten years had a thingy called “Edit”. Under that you could change the Font, the Colour and the Type of text. Man, have these Fruit Bowl Gizmos taken a step backwards?
App 99,893.
Catch this, it’s called. “Workout TV for EyePhone.
So your friendly neighbourhood Geek will lift up from his microscopic screen on his thingy to try out a few new Yoga moves? Peace and tranquility, a centered and balanced body. OOOPS!!!!!!!!!! Hold on I gotta get up and see what my next move is. Screeeeeeeeech. So now instead of watching your TV workout on your TV, you can watch in on your tiny itty bitty screen held in your greasy French-Fry-Oil-Stained paw while trying to do Tai Chi?
Gotta see this in the park!
So with the drive onwards in full swing I will be getting
my Eye-Pod, Er Pad, Er, Phonics,
whatever, to do up a completion date App to calculate my last post on
this issue.
Mark Hull Du Calumet, first of the coterie of York, Son
of Don, Scion of Karl in the House of Pfunkstadt, Connubial of Suzanne, Yeoman
to the Hun of Honda, Prevailing in the Seat of Hespeler
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