The Swine Flu the Coop, Who Said Pigs can’t Fly?

All we are sayyy-ing, is please wash your hands.  Please repeat after me in the melody of the Beatles, (Give Peace a Chance).   Repeat two to three times rinsing after each washing.  If you got it, don't flaunt it.  If you want it, just please wash your hands.

Uhh, well if you already have it, chances are you ainna gonna go nowhere’s a’ thatcha gonna give it to udders.  After all its the swine flu not the bovine or ovine flu.  Influenza by any other name would be so sweet.  Why is it we get the Flu from other animals and not other people or bugs or places anymore?  Whatever happened to the Spanish Flu?  Or was that rice?   Never hear of the Cookaracha Flu, or the Cicada Flu!  Whatever happened to the Asian Flu and the Caucasian Flu?

Not only do I hope to be topical, but tropical at the same time without having to apply once every hour.  I wanna see our medical professionals call it what it is.  It’s the freakin’ Mexican Influenza, period   Now, you know I don't need a little dot after that word right?

Do you care if it was found in a pig, a duck, a rhinoceros, or a goat?  Why don’t those big fat African animals ever pass on rhinitis?  Nope!  You just care that it’s another Flu apparently from somewhere else.  Now on the other hand I can see president Calderón on the podium stating that we finally have our own Flu.   A step into the hearts minds and lowered immune systems of the US of A!

Or perhaps Mugabi sending notice to Gaddafi that he has now a way to strangle the infidels in the rest of the African tin-pot states with his home grown Zimbabwe Flu.  Not that this is enough already, but this hype has gone way beyond the pale and the suffering.

Lets all just exhale, then inhale, then exhale.  Okay, now that we are all calmed down, 1500, (One Thousand and Five Hundred) die in Canada alone because of the flu every year.   We have had 30 something people pass away from this round of foreign Flu.  Where is the big deal?  Just a cuz’in the World Health Organizations (WHO) does not monitor or consider the YEARLY Influenza outbreak to be of concern?  It covers as many countries, killing more people, than these Swine, Avian, or other Vian and Ine Flues do, but because it comes every year, the WHO gives it a pass as a pandemic.  They need to read the regulations more clearly.  Each year the influenza reaches pandemic proportions.  More so than this Pig thing this year.  Yeah, yeah, I know they claim that it “CAN” be more acute than the yearly Flu.  Tell that the 1500 people in Canada alone who succumb to the Flu each year!

Do you think they were not affected pretty acutely?

Keep breathing slowly.  Don't go suck face with every Tom, Dick, and Harriet you see.  Bathe daily.  Don't lick incoming door handles at doctors’ offices, hospitals and sick peoples houses.

Oh yeah and don't lick the Hinie of anyone!

Mark Hull Du Calumet, first of the coterie of York, Son of Don, Scion of Karl in the House of Pfunkstadt, Connubial of Suzanne, Yeoman to the Hun of Honda, Prevailing in the Seat of Hespeler.

 

Comments

[nancy mcd]

AWW / but if the WHO dont make a big deal out of it/ no matter where it is from/ then the drug companies dont make the big bucks...and i dont mean big deer.........ciao

[The Coffee Guy]

Nancy!  You have a great point there.  I never thought of that!  More fodder for further fact-finding. And By The Way, a very fine morning to you!