Too oxymoronic for words or is it moronic forewords to think so? How much would a civetization with too many Civet cats know about coffee to begin with? And what with all the cats roaming that area, and Civet ones at that, was the gathering of the honey like fluid near the anus of these cats not enough for the perfumeries in the world? Now they actually have to get more from the anus of these cats? The excrement? After eating but not masticating the coffee cherries?
The truth is that the articles written about these beasts, is more than likely written by beast as well. These totally unwashed carrion stating that the cats are eating “beans”. Well the coffee is only a bean after it has been roasted. Prior to that it’s a cherry!
And to think that tamed fecal matter is worse than range fed fecal matter! There are wine snobs then there are feces snobs. If you are drinking Civet coffee, then perhaps you should just stay home and invent the true perpetual motion. Like instructions on a shampoo bottle; from your own anus to your mouth, rinse, then repeat.
Now down to business, the cost of global warming. In our area the costs are severely lower this spring. With only one day over 30 this year so far, unless all of July and August are over 31.53719 degrees C, and nights no lower than 28.319 degrees C, then we will have fewer cooling days this year than the last seven.
Hmm, not globally enough for me. Perhaps globular with all the rain. The greater lakes must be rising faster than Lake Pontchartrain in spring. Propeller strikes are down, yet we have an automotive supplier with its employees on strike in my fair town. Perhaps they need a newspaper to read, instead of to start the 40 gallon fire!
Mark Hull
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