Spring planting Coffee

Coffee has sprung from where the beans grow.  Beans you may ask; and it’s not like I am the one asking.  Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.

So how is it that we are not growing these delectable delights in our own back yards?  After all we know about fire.  We know about turning cherries into beans, and not many of our names are Jack!

As I see it the world is getting colder and wetter.  More water, denser air, more thermal resistance, colder temperatures.  If we cover more of the surface of the orb with water, after all the apocalyptic’s state that we will have widespread global flooding as temperatures warm up.  More water surface will lead to greater moisture in the air, to denser air, to less heat in the air, to less global warming.

Is there an error?  Have I overlooked something?  Or is the excess water in my backyard a wretched miasma of the mind?  How will greater water available, NOT lead to greater water in the atmosphere?  In fact the contradictory notion that great amounts of ice does in fact lead to global warming.  You lock up the great atmospheric insulator and what would you expect, less insulation.

After all it is the short wave radiation bouncing off the surface of the earth which causes the air to heat up, not the long wave radiation inbound from the sun.  This happens much slower over water than it does over land.  Two reasons for this, one that the water is churning constantly; hence the heated depth of the water becomes measured in feet and not millimetres.  Two, the earth is generally a darker colour than water. These are facts.

Again, more water, less heating.

Oh yes let’s not forget about the huge hole in the ozone above the poles.  More long wave cool radiation bouncing off bright white surfaces producing minimal heating from short wave radiation as there is very little produced because of the colour.  Just sit in a white car on the same sunny day you sit in a black car.

I plan the high bean bushes close to the peak of my house.  Looking at getting some Blue Mountain dark roast for there.  The regular beans are planed circumferentially around the house and lot to encircle the property and ward off the evil Tea spirits.

My new fence will be constructed from waste franchise Coffee place cups.  Not hard to find them as there is not any fine yet levied on these imbibers.  Lord only knows they discharge these cups at a blistering rate from their mobile transporters (cars).

Now THAT causes my ire to raise, that causes global warming.

Mark Hull

 

 

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